Saturday, May 31, 2008

Weekend Funday: Vito Fossella Defense Edition

Soon to be former Staten Island Congressman and well-known adulterer and drunk driver Vito Fossella (NY-13) may have the perfect defense for blowing a .17 BAC courtesy of Gianna Vigliotti.
Miss Vigliotti was nabbed in Nassau County for a DWI over the holiday weekend and her mugshot appeared in Newsday. She blew a .15 BAC.
When pulled over, Vigliotti told police "
I didn't drink! I was kissing a boy who was drunk."
Fossella can just say he was kissing a boy who was.... oh wait.
Forget it.

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